Strange Habits

Rodents are creatures naturally fond of tires. The black rubber serves as a suitable insulation as well as a natural form of inactive solar energy where the tire heats up and acts like an oven. In 1963, armadillos were researched to determine the general reason as to why they express their fondness of tires on busy neighborhood streets. However, after three and a half months, the research team dissipated and the experimentation was abandoned.

After 329 days, in June of 2010, the experiment reunited with a former collegue of the cousin's brother of one of the original researcher's sister in-law. After much experimentation which involved screaming at the armadillos for trying to talk back, the team managed to crack the first face of the magic square.

The lead researcher in the new team, Dr. Syme explained to reporters that the main reason for the armadillo's behavior resulted from a peanut allergy.

"This behavior has, amazingly, proved itself to be quite common." Dr. Syme explained "Our researchers worked with numerous animals during the research, however, the armadillo seriously had something to say. We attempted to change the diet of the armadillo to isolate behavioral patterns. In fact, there are over five million brands of hand cream on the market today!"

Before Dr. Syme had completed his explanation, our reporter got bored and ran away. However, through a poll taken four minutes ago, we have discovered that tables are a hazard to society.